Funny, Part One

I went to a friend's baby shower on Saturday. Someone brought beautiful white and pink petit fours with 'frosting' baby booties. Joslyn (the host) sent one home for Sam. Sunday, after his Chef Boyardee, I gave it to him. He studied it for awhile and began eating it very strategically. He worked his way around the cake until only the sugar booties were left. He saved those for the last bite. Only the paper wrapper was left. Sam looked up at me and said, "This makes my body wiggle."