The Ladies Man

I was taking a nap this afternoon when I heard Sam coming up the stairs. I didn't know how long I'd been asleep but figured Bryon had sent him upstairs to get me up. I tried to get in a few more minutes by telling Sam to go ahead downstairs without me because I needed to go to the bathroom. "Can I go with you?" he asked. "No, people need privacy when they go to the bathroom," I told him. "If you let me, I'll give you my glove," he offered.

With that he pulled a leather glove from his underpants. Apparently he is getting a head start on impressing the ladies.