What About My Needs?

If you have some time on your hands, try this Google trick. Search for "your name needs." (In my case "Ann needs" ...) Then spend the next few minutes wading through the interesting, and in my case eerily accurate, results:

According to Google:

1. Ann needs your help
2. Ann needs appearance enhancement
3. Ann needs to get ahold of herself
4. Ann needs to be indoors only
5. Ann needs one of those dressing room standup mirrors
6. Ann needs to find her inner child and beat the shit out of her
7. Ann needs to start behaving like a proper young lady, learning to knit, cook, and manage a household
8. Ann needs to decide what is right for her
9. Ann needs to wash her left hand
10. Ann needs to work on her self esteem
11. Ann needs a device to help with communications
12. Ann needs a challenge
13. Ann needs to get happy
14. Ann needs to check her chemical levels
15. Ann needs some fast cash
16. Ann needs to improve her mental game
17. Ann needs someone to love her, worry about her and take care of her
18. Ann needs to start eating some rubber chicken
19. Ann needs to chill out
20. Ann needs some strategically placed syrup and a come-hither look
21. Ann needs a father figure
22. Ann needs to be taken to a mental hospital
23. Ann needs to lighten up sometimes
24. Ann needs to try
25. Ann needs a lot of examples to learn
26. Ann needs to have a TV show
27. Ann needs to eat at Fat Mo's more often (perhaps I can get the aforementioned rubber chicken there)
28. Ann needs to return to her royal life
29. Ann needs to be told something she can understand
30. Ann needs a nickname
31. Ann needs a lemon chicken vacation
32. Ann needs to work on blowing bubbles
33. Ann needs to make a comeback
34. Ann needs to write a book promoting the sanctity of marriage
35. Ann needs to speak up a little bit
36. Ann needs one more chance to prove she's worth it
37. Ann needs to get her facts together before she opens her mouth
38. Ann needs to grow and have fun
39. Ann needs to shop
40. Ann needs to hold her face more pretty
41. Ann needs a slap
42. Ann needs something dressier
43. Ann needs to get her head out of her butt
44. Ann needs to work to keep her family above water
45. Ann needs someone to teach her some manners
46. Ann needs focus
47. Ann needs to comb her hair before she goes on TV
48. Ann needs the support that comes from having a good relationship with her family, especially now that she’s confused and feeling rejected
49. Ann needs people around her sometimes
50. Ann needs a break sometimes
51. Ann needs more housework to inspire her
52. Ann needs a powerful computational ability
53. Ann needs more color and accessories
54. Ann needs a hug
55. Ann needs to stop being a bitch
56. Ann needs no introduction
57. Ann needs to figure it out for herself
58. Ann needs a serious life
59. Ann needs a diaper change

(Thanks Priscilla:)