Biology 101

You know those big, spindly, flittery mosquitoes that seem to come around this time of year? Well Sam has been calling them "ash mosquitoes." All because of me. The other day as I was shushing one away I accidentally called them "big ass mosquitoes" and when he called me on it I told him they are called ash mosquitoes.

Probably a close relative of scary ash spiders and creepy ash cockroaches.