Potty Mouth Pie

After several months on my DVR I finally watched the movie Waitress this weekend. If you haven't seen it, throughout the movie the main character sings a song "Baby don't you cry, gonna make a pie, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle." Although it's a little corny I challenge you to not hum it for days after you hear it. Which is what I did, all weekend long. After a day or so, Sam and Jake asked me what I was humming so I told them the words. A couple of hours later we were playing in their fort outside and Jake started singing:

Baby don't you cry, I'm gonna make you a pie.
I'm making you a pie with farts in the middle.

Not quite the same meaning, but cute nonetheless.