The Gift That Keeps Giving

So what do you give your son's preschool teacher that conveys how much you appreciate all she does? What shows that you don't take her for granted, that you do recognize all she does, no matter how fast you breeze in every day. Something that really shows you know it is hard to work all day with 20 5-year-old kids on a teacher's salary.

Well, if you're me, you give her a big 'ol dent in her car from your big 'ol minivan as you drive your big 'ol self out of the school parking lot.

That's right. I rear ended my son's teacher at school this afternoon.

Lovely.