Time For a Trade-In

On the way to Home Depot the other day Sam asked me if I was old.

"Well," I said, thinking of the best way to approach this, "I am older than you, but younger than Grandma Becky. And Grandma Becky is younger than Meams."

"Is Daddy old?" he asked.

"Do YOU think Daddy is old?" I asked him.

"Well, we sure have had him a long time."