The Streak

Ever since Sam was little, he has liked to run around naked after his bath. (This is a good anecodote for his future girlfriend.) You would get him out of the tub, dry him off and yell "NUDIE, NUDIE" and off he'd go, through the house.

But the past two nights, when Sam takes off down the hall, he yells "Make way for Jack Johnson!!!"

He's going to be a bawdy frat boy someday isn't he?