Things That Make You Go Hmmm?

These are snippets of actual conversations that took place in our house last night. You might be surprised at who actually said what ... and to whom.

1. You're a fatback!

2. What are you doing to my buns?

3. My favorite thing is work.

4. Get your feet off my cheese.

5. You look stupid.

6. I lost a nipple.

7. Touch me with your feet.