What A Pair

Jake: Do you think she's trying to say something about me by making me wear a skull and crossbones?

Abby: At least you don't have to wear pink everyday.

Jake: 'Cause maybe if she didn't feed me pancakes and chocolate milk all the time, I wouldn't be such a handful.

Abby: My shoes, my pants, my shirt. Even the band in my hair. Pink.

Jake: I can be really sweet. Last night I helped her unload the dishwasher.

Abby: SHE never wears pink.

Jake: And I went to bed last night without any trouble. Slept all night too.

Abby: At least you aren't wearing PINK.

Jake: I tell you what. When we're teenagers, I'll start wearing pink and you can wear the skull and crossbones.

Abby: You are SO on.