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You know why they call them Beanie Babies?
Because they are full of beans, small beans. Beanies, if you will. And once a Beanie Baby is punctured, these beans pour out like water. Then they roll under the closest piece of furniture or embed themselves into the shaggest of carpets. They are impervious to vacuums, brooms and dustpans.
They are evil and ingenious.
Because they are full of beans, small beans. Beanies, if you will. And once a Beanie Baby is punctured, these beans pour out like water. Then they roll under the closest piece of furniture or embed themselves into the shaggest of carpets. They are impervious to vacuums, brooms and dustpans.
They are evil and ingenious.
posted by Romine Family at 5:45 PM
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