Vs.

As we sat on the porch today, Sam pulled a purple costume ring out of his pocket and placed it on my finger.

"You know we're married now, right?" I asked him.

"We can't be married. You're already married. And that's one of God's commanders. If you're married you can't fall in love with someone else."

"Well, if God says that's true, I guess I can't argue."

"No, you can't. God would win."