That's Mr. God To You

Sam: What's the name of that guy that drove all the animals to freedom?

Me: You mean Noah?

Sam: Yeah, Noah. Did he have a last name?

Me: No. Not really.

Sam: Everyone has a last name.

Me. Really? What's Jesus' last name?

Sam: Christ. Jesus Christ.

Me: OK. What's God's last name?

Sam: It's God. His first name is O My. That's why everyone says O My God.