Point A To Point B

Sam: "Was George Washington shot? Or killed?"

Me: "I don't think so. I think he died naturally."

Sam: "Abraham Lincoln was shot. He didn't die right away though. He died the next day."

Me: "John F. Kennedy was shot too. Right here in Dallas."

Sam: "Who shot him?"

Me (pausing): "Lee Harvey Oswald."

Sam: "Why?"

Me: "Well I guess he didn't like the things the president did or stood for."

Sam: "Abraham Lincoln didn't like slavery. Making people work without pay. Sometimes with chains. Just like Princess Leia."

Me: "Oh yeah?"

Sam: "You know why Jabba the Hutt chose Princess Leia?"

Me: "No, why?"

Sam: "Because she was hot."