Happy Fun Jake

Jake woke up in a really good mood today, which was unexpected, welcome and, well, a bit unnerving. You see keeping Jake in a good mood is as elusive as finding him in good mood. Much like Happy Fun Ball of the 90s, Jake could come with his own disclaimer. This could possibly reduce or eliminate the number of meltdowns (ours and his) experienced at our house.

Jake's disclaimer would go something like this:

Do not look directly at Jake.
Do not speak directly to Jake.
Do not force Jake to undress.
Do not force Jake to dress.
Do not change songs on the iPod.
Do not remove The Clone Wars from the DVD player.
Do not interfere with the Wii.
Do not apply lotion to his dry skin.
Do not bathe.
Do not ask Jake to carry his own backpack.
Do not let Abby carry Jake's backpack.
Keep a supply of chocolate milk and pancakes available at all times.
Do not threaten Jake with a swat.

Prolonged exposure to Jake may result in:

Diarrhea
Nausea
Sleeplessness
Alcohol abuse
Dry mouth
Loss of coordination

But, like Happy Fun Ball, there is no substitute.